I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots — Dan Fogelberg Copy Share Image
“You heard what she said, idiot. She’s not dating, especially not a man her uptight daddy can’t stand the sight of.” — Codi Gary Copy Share Image
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann Copy Share Image
I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men. — Pablo Escobar Copy Share Image
'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any… — Johann Most Copy Share Image
I'm extraordinarily lucky to have so many friends across such a diverse group of people. One day I'll be at Oxford, the… — David Tang Copy Share Image
I've turned down all sorts of good things accidentally, too. I read the script for 'Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind' and… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I try to do as little as possible without looking like an idiot. Research is fun and easy. Writing is hard. So… — Zachary Lazar Copy Share Image
Intergenerational support is crucial. I feel like generations give up on each other. If you're Gen Z, you're like, "Gen X is… — Yara Shahidi Copy Share Image
My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I… — Igor Stravinsky Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's opponents believe are governing illegal immigration, the racism and so forth that they believe is why Trump wants to build… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Do I feel confident about my health? I don't think that anybody ever should feel confident about their health if they are… — Terry Funk Copy Share Image
When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Of all my films, people wrote to me most about this one... ...I had wanted to make The Idiot long before Rashomon.… — Akira Kurosawa Copy Share Image
It never occurred to him that now he was looking at his master, at the one person in all the world who… — Elizabeth Wein Copy Share Image
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you are not an idiot, but find yourself… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
I found out that a lot of my liberal friends weren't liberal because they weren't liberal about approaching anybody else's ideas, or… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and… — Dave Chapelle Copy Share Image
