Idiot Quotes · Page 38

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

— Rodney Dangerfield

Don't argue with an idiot,because he would drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

— Perpetual Uche

“And how can one love two at once? With two different kinds of love? That’s interesting . . . poor idiot”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to…

— Ambrose Bierce

I think sometimes people look to players to act out, speak loudly, pretty much be an idiot. But that's not me.

— Donovan McNabb

The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are…

— Orhan Pamuk

Today, it's about gender equality, not neutrality. Anyone who doesn't agree would be a bit of an idiot.

— Twinkle Khanna

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if…

— Artie Lange

All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or…

— Russell Smith

“You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he…

— Catherine Cookson

“She knew nothing. She was an idiot, an imbecile, a simpleton, and a ninny. Boarding a ship under an assumed name, then…

— Tessa Dare

Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an…

— Alexander Grothendieck

I loved Frank [O'Connor], he was wonderful...just don't get on his bad side. I don't think I would have wanted to marry…

— Debbie Reynolds

My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out…

— Diana Gabaldon

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey,…

— Dennis Miller

I object to being called a chess genius, because I consider myself to be an all around genius, who just happens to…

— Bobby Fischer

You got a lot of ladies to get through. You’re still young. First love’s the sweetest, but it doesn’t last.” “Not ever?”…

— Holly Black

He put the book down. “As you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass,…

— Ilona Andrews

He shifted his weight, throwing his good leg off the bed as if he were going to try to stand. “What are…

— Stephenie Meyer

She remembered the story from her childhood, about Adam and Eve in the garden, and the talking snake. Even as a little…

— Orson Scott Card

Listening (had there been any one to listen) from the upper rooms of the empty house only gigantic chaos streaked with lightning…

— Virginia Woolf

It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power…

— Ilona Andrews

I love to have the people watching [The Office ] just because it's fun to have people watching, but our fans are…

— John Krasinski

“While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you,…

— Julie Kagawa

I don't care about convincing the people who think I'm naive or an idiot.

— Simon Sinek

The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.

— Rolf Hochhuth

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

— Winston Churchill

“Everyone just thinks too much. I'm an idiot after all Isn't being in love a simple thing”

— Yuna Takagi

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm…

— Louis C. K

Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live.

— David Gilmour

“Never argue with an idiot, because people watching may not know the difference.”

— David J. Henderhan

“No one believes he is an idiot until the consequences of his actions prove it. Then hindsight rubs it in.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.”

— chetan bhagat

“If there was a higher form of idiot, like a circus idiot’s illegitimate child with an idiot donkey, then that would be…

— Ron Burgundy

Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the…

— Winsor McCay

The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerises some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves.

— Vincent Van Gogh

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

— Steven Wright

“Time spent with Trump on the campaign plane was often an epic dissing experience: everybody around him was an idiot.”

— Michael Wolff