When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
'Mindy' was fun. Other than 'Superstore,' it was the other time I played an elitist, obnoxious idiot. — Ben Feldman Copy Share Image
“I'd be at work where poeple respected my opinions, said Nick. And then, I'd come home and it was like I was… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out. — John Waters Copy Share Image
Silence is the intelligent person's way out of a conversation with an idiot. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling. — Bret Hart Copy Share Image
In school, I wasn't like the cool guy who had all the new clothes and had all the girls. I felt like… — Skepta Copy Share Image
My father said that love at first sight should send you running, if you know what's good for you. It's your dark… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I try to remind people, whether you have a growth manager or a value manager, you're going to go through cycles where… — Robert Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I question stuff, and I have my own theories on things, and people think I'm an idiot sometimes for it. But I… — John Dolmayan Copy Share Image
I'm a constant idiot in conversation - I always seem to sound either smug or stupid. Writing plays was a way of… — Jack Thorne Copy Share Image
Ironically, he'd yet to leave a good impression. First he'd spilled soda on her, next she'd seen him almost involved in a… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you,… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Anybody who doesn't have fear is an idiot. It's just that you must make the fear work for you. Hell when somebody… — Robin Olds Copy Share Image
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots… — Georges Courteline Copy Share Image
I found out that a lot of my liberal friends weren't liberal because they weren't liberal about approaching anybody else's ideas, or… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and… — Dave Chapelle Copy Share Image
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you are not an idiot, but find yourself… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
“Mtu akikuita mjinga au mpumbavu juu ya maisha yako usikasirike kwa sababu wewe si mjinga wala mpumbavu. Sema hapana kwa ndiyo nyingi… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
The very first concert I ever went to was a Green Day concert when I was 12 years old, at the Hershey… — Jake Epstein Copy Share Image
I can't stop some idiot from crashing into a building or blowing up a bus, I can only be your dad and… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The vault above us is not deaf because the universe is an idiot; the silence is not the heartless silence of an… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Lucky : An idiot person with a punchable face who gets something what he doesn't deserve.” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
President Obama and his fellow Democrats are either idiots or deliberately trying to destroy their own economy. — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
“Assumptions are the enemy of coherence," Sharine said. In other words, You're an idiot.” — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm silly for liking you, a fool for loving you, and an idiot for thinking that you'd love me back. — Brianna Wyka Copy Share Image
A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never… — Susan Jane Gilman Copy Share Image
I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot. — Manuel Puig Copy Share Image
Who are you?- Who am? Am a bad boy with a bad luck, Am idiot to with a stupid mind. — Reet Raheja Copy Share Image
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I met President Obama, all I could say was 'wow' - twice. What an idiot. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“You're such a sucker for sweet talk that you'd lie with every scumbag who comes your way.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
