Idiot Quotes · Page 42

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

— Jerry Seinfeld

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

— Billie Joe Armstrong

“Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all…

— Elizabeth von Arnim

Not my best picture [after I try to pop my nose back in place] whoo wants a kiss lol

— Michael Country

Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known…

— Bret McKenzie

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

Just when you think your life is going just the slightest bit good some idiot has to come and ruin it.

— Anonymous

Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship!

— Thomas Nashe

I've definitely sold some Twitter shares. I don't own as many as I used to, because I'm not an idiot, but I…

— Chris Sacca

But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So…

— Dave Barry

I do think of 'The Idiot,' in a way, as a self-standing book about a certain struggle to make meaning, the struggle…

— Elif Batuman

You were difficult enough to catch,” Faste said. Salander gave him a long look, satisfied herself that he was an idiot, and…

— Anonymous

One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now…

— Roger Federer

The Difference Between Stupid And An Idiot... Stupid Will Like The Nonsense Post In A FB Account. And An Idiot Will Comment…

— Pacifiersucker

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in…

— Mark Twain

Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read…

— Cressida Cowell

I regard the amount of brainpower going into money management as a national scandal. When some idiot would get rich, they'd say,…

— Charlie Munger

So asking you to take a moonlit walk with me, that would totally not work?" "What?" Again that glare. "Go away. Stop…

— Michael Grant

“Let me be absolutely clear: Tumnus was an idiot. He was absolutely NOT a spy for the White Witch. That dude couldn’t…

— Stephen Altrogge

I'm reasonably easygoing. Messing up my lines or making a fool of myself is where you find my fears. Like a lot…

— Hugh Laurie

I was kind of reared by television, but the BBC, it still had that thing - and people are always invoking that…

— Jarvis Cocker

One odd thing about the current debate between religious people and atheists is that the participants don't seem to care that they…

— Tim Crane

Hateful, blasphemous, prejudiced, vulgar, rude, or ignorant remarks are the music of a free society, and the relentless patter of idiots is…

— Daniel Gilbert

“Let me say this: being an idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they say…

— Winston Groom

I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right.

— Marjane Satrapi

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's…

— Al Jourgensen

“Not that I am cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot." -Aspen”

— Kiera Cass

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

— Woody Allen

“i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , but i know enough to know that if your gonna be dumb you…

— Jose Torres

“I can’t decide if you’re a fearmonger or a coward.” “And I can’t decide if you’re an idiot or an idiot.”

— leigh bardugo

Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people.

— Bernie Sanders

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

— Groucho Marx

An idiot will accomplish something he desires to do far better than a genius who has been told to do the same…

— Alec Sahakian

I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced.

— Rashida Jones

“Apparently while I was reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.”

— Tracy Brogan

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

— John H. Johnson

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.

— Joan Van Ark

motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot.

— Jim Rohn

I don't want to have the threat of the sky falling on my head or some idiot pushing some button that sets…

— Steve Ignorant

Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this?

— Grover Norquist