Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot. — Cary Middlecoff Copy Share Image
I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots. — Hesketh Pearson Copy Share Image
My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot — Michael Vartan Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot .they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience — Lol Copy Share Image
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The idea that anyone can use drugs and escape a horrible fate is anathema to these idiots. I predict in the near… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in… — David Hilbert Copy Share Image
“I am an idiot for wasting any time thinking about a girl named Garrett who I barely know. Because there is one… — Ted Michael Copy Share Image
At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch,… — Erick Erickson Copy Share Image
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and… — Susan Faludi Copy Share Image
I did large drawings of couples having sex! Men and woman enjoying intercourse and oral sex in a Madison Avenue Gallery? That… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
“I thought, you see, that there must be some connection between money and memorable experience; between rare wine and rare intelligence. In… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
When somebody makes it very easy for you to do it by saying you don't really have to put up my money,… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Essentially, no one can control what other people think of the final outcome. Once it's done, the audience will like it or… — Matt Ross Copy Share Image
Seriously, Shane? Ditto? That's the best you can do?" Shane and Michael exchanged identical looks and shrugs. Guys. "Let me show you… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Very few movies remain in public memory as landmark films, and I want to see whether '3 Idiots' will be up there… — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
Bureaucracy has murdered people in the greater New Orleans area and bureaucracy needs to stand trial before Congress today. So I'm asking… — Aaron Broussard Copy Share Image
“I thought you of all people would understand.” “Understand what? Being an idiot?” That seems to surprise him enough to add something… — Amanda Bouchet Copy Share Image
William: I just had the best idea ever. Let's give Maddox a ring. Paris: You mean propose to him? To grumpy ole… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all. — Christopher Jones Copy Share Image
“The first step in becoming smarter was to admit what a dumbass you were.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
If I had the power, I would kill every single idiot in this world. ...then no one would have to judge me… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“Look, you're cute, but you're not cute enough to keep me from going off on you for being an idiot. - Cold… — Heather Hildenbrand Copy Share Image
Look, given the opportunity to drive an IndyCar, I'd be an idiot to turn it down. — Travis Pastrana Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot they'll just bring you down to their level!!!... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Said I, in scorn all burning hot,In rage and anger high,"You ignominious idiot,Those wings are made to fly! — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
I don't like writing as an expert. I like writing as an amateur. I like writing as an idiot. It's much more… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Do you know: How mad are / do not know, you idiot / Just like me, which are wasted his time here — Pagla_Kahin_Ka Copy Share Image
You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right. — Sonya Sones Copy Share Image
Just because you have a motorcycle doesnt mean you have to drive like an idiot, know what I mean??!??? — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“I didn't care if he was a genius or a fucking idiot, he was rotting away, and it wasn't fun to watch.” — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image