Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our…

Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader.

— Nostradamus

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

— Jeff Garlin

I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that…

— Anne Sullivan

Just when you think your life is going just the slightest bit good some idiot has to come and ruin it.

— Anonymous

“What kind of idiot laughs at somebody on a rampage?”

— Claire Farrell

Oh, come on, Arthur." "I don't want to hear it, Andy." "Jesus Christ" "He doesn't want to hear it, either.

— Markus Zusak

“That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead.”

— George R.R. Martin

Arthur Conan Doyle was entranced by the notion of a brilliant detective who can deduce everything a stranger has been up to from the…

— Rafael Yglesias

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

— Scott Adams

And then, all of a sudden, you're like, all that's great and fun, but Arthur Miller's in my dressing room. This is the third…

— Peter Krause

I have a sense of them being Easter religions, for some reason. Christianity, of course, is a mystery religion, too, and I believe that…

— Quentin S. Crisp

A guy called Arthur Brown... was a big influence of mine... and also Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull.

— Bruce Dickinson

What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he…

— Douglas Adams

Merlin' was awesome, but the costumes would drive you insane. Every day, you'd get into chain mail and wear 30 pounds of that stuff.

— Eoin Macken

... Arthur Gride, whose bleared eyes gloated only over the outward beauties, and were blind to the spirit which reigned within, evinced - a…

— Charles Dickens