Idiot Quotes · Page 37

“The gaping trunk looked like the mouth of a village idiot who was explaining that he didn't know anything about anything.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always…

— Sarah Silverman

If you argue with an idiot, after a while it is hard to tell who the real idiot is.

— Curly Girl

“Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don’t make me come over there and slap you around again.”

— Brandon Sanderson

Of all the choices you could make, u choose to leave me. u are such an idiot

— Sweet_browngirl

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

— Jim Gaffigan

“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached.…

— Susan Juby

It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss.

— Suzanne Collins

It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that…

— James Lileks

My son likes Doctor Seuss books, but they're right tongue twisters. You get to certain bits and you stumble your words and…

— Limmy

I decided, "Well, I'll be a forest ranger!" Because I thought, "I'll get to go out in the woods, I'll be in…

— Keith Carradine

Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons…

— Jack McDevitt

“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with…

— Jarod Kintz

I've got news for you... both those idiots [Al Snow and the Rock] aren't your friends! They hate you! Everybody hates you!…

— Chris Jericho

“A part of me, of course, was reminding myself over and over and over again that I should never have tried to…

— Tad Williams

I know I'm going to sound like an idiot, because I actually think that everybody's the nicest guy ever, but I'm telling…

— Peter Jacobson

I think it's funny because on 'Glee Project,' there's that added pressure, but with 'Glee,' there's no element of competition. No one's…

— Samuel Larsen

“Formerly, when I was told to consider him wise, I kept trying to, and thought I was stupid myself because I was…

— Leo Tolstoy

While acting in Armed Response I was always focused, just so they could see me as a peer and maybe not some…

— Seth Rollins

No great, inspiring culture of the future can be built upon the moral principle of relativism. For at its bottom such a…

— Michael Novak

I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the…

— Michael Savage

We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society…

— Carl Bernstein

Donald Trump is an idiot and a moron and just a kook of the first order, but he is surrounded by a…

— Rick Wilson

Not that I knew who you were until last month. But now that I've got you, I'm not letting you go." "You're…

— Julia Quinn

“If you are fully conscious of your bad decisions, but are still trying to blame your parents, you are an idiot!”

— Sara strong

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

— Mark Twain

As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had…

— Greg Davies

When you see someone trying to manoeuvre it round the school gates, you have to think, 'You are a complete idiot.'

— Ken Livingstone

Working with a great director is wonderful for an actor because it means that you're not forced to take the advice of…

— Klaus Kinski

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

— Bram Cohen

I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot.

— Domhnall Gleeson

'American Idiot' is not only one of my favorite albums of all time, it's become an anthem of a generation.

— Tom Kitt

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

— Alec Baldwin

You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius.

— Ashley Montagu

I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one…

— Warren Buffett

“I could’ve fallen for someone steady. Dependable. Well-grounded. But nooo, I had to lose my head over this idiot.”

— Ilona Andrews

There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot.

— James M. Loy

I was never plunked in front of an idiot box because my parents had other things to do.

— Cree Summer

To me, I don't feel like a dancer. I feel like an idiot trying to be a dancer.

— Nick Lachey

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be…

— Greg Gutfeld