“Maybe there is some Abnegation in everyone. Well in everyone but Peter."-Tris Prior” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“Innerst inne vill folk ha mulattbarn. Alla samma utblandade fadda plusminusnoll-människa.” — Sami Said Copy Share Image
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Everybody's gone through things, and I think the point of comedy is to talk about those things in a humorous way so… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Being extremely honest is quite funny. But there's no recipe or concept that I can bring up that fully defines what we… — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“He walked over to where the three were standing. “I see all the beauty is on this side of the room.” Viktoria… — Randy C. Dockens Copy Share Image
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent… — T.A. Webb Copy Share Image
The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Raney flipped the book over and looked at the jacket cover, realized it was one of the books Bo had left at… — Carol Cassella Copy Share Image
“What's your name?" "What?" I asked, squinting at the light. "Your name." I recognized Dr. Olendzki peering over me. "You know my… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“The beauty of the ultrasound scan is something that only parents can appreciate, but Emma had seen these things before and knew… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“Sergeant Colon owed thirty years of happy marriage to the fact that Mrs. Colon worked all day and Sargent Colon worked all… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
While I would agree that I write about serious subjects, and that they're not necessarily the most pleasant subjects or even the… — Ann Beattie Copy Share Image
Considering that "literary fiction" is a sub-genre that's not quite the same as "literature," either, it follows that the short, semi-humorous bits… — Lee Klein Copy Share Image
It is considered in England and the United States that the Government of South Africa is altogether too harsh with its native… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
