The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Personnely I think that conservatives & liberals should move towards the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run'em over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can only hope that they divide us by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WAIT! a minute if people who drink alcohol are alcoholics, then I should drink Fanta, and be fantastic ! — Maggy Smexi Harris Copy Share Image
I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum! — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. Give me another girl's number, I'm single once again. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's no snacks! Opening Refrigerator nothing there either Then right after that, you go back to the cabinet… — Hugo Campos Copy Share Image
It's funny how you decide to IM me on Facebook saying Hey, how are you doing? But you can't reply back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I know fairy tales aren't real! .. You will never really find your real prince charming But, I'm tired of liers and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS:… — Asheya Copy Share Image
