Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man facebook got some nerve I git invited to some event and it goes and picks out my date what you think… — Jeremy Smith Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TOP 4 WISHES 1. To earn money without working. 2. To be smart without studying. 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat. — Unkown Copy Share Image
This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being romantic and being a stalker are pretty much the same thing. The only difference is if it's considered romantic it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear females wear they scrub fit everywhere they go...lol...u can leave a funeral N c a female walking out crying wit… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is a great idea. Put 6 locks on your door all in a row,and lock every other one when ya go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 2 types of Indians the ones that dance around with feathers on their head or the ones with the red… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
