That stressful car ride home from McDonalds when you have to hold the drinks on your lap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
Its better to love someone you cant have than to have someone you cant love — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People keep telling me the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Post...What is in your Heart..! Like...What Impressed your heart..! Command...with the touch of your heart..! Share...Attract yours friend's Heart..! your friends moreeee… — ArunVino Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I laugh when I read hello need your prayers urgently posts coz if I have to pray for someone then god will… — Raveen Copy Share Image
Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of those things has ever been gloves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would always want to believe that while I'm awake at night thinking of u, u are sound asleep dreaming about me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old meaning of sorry. I wont do it again. New meaning of sorry. Damn I got caught, next time I need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep going each step may get harder but don't stop. The view is beautiful at the top. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Bad Girls Club is like a car wreck..its terrible but you just can't turn away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Love isn't about reading the same page, but it's about reading the whole book and smile — Uknown Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because I don't fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian.It just makes you an asshole.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smilies. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Danish Copy Share Image
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
