Holding my phone when I'm in the tub, is similar to holding a loved one over a cliff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like I'm unreachable for someone, someone is unreachable for me. It's the way it is. — Donatt Copy Share Image
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at you, looking at me, now I know why they say the best things are free. :) — Maj Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone want a cute and perfect relationship but some people just don't know how to keep it real — Christine Copy Share Image
Never use google translate because it gives you a verb, but use a dictionary cuz it gives you a knowledge — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see no reason why having a body with curves instead of muscles should bar me from knowing how to work on… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Talking about Valentine's Day. Couples walking around, laughing and cuddling each other... And I'm like: Bitch, *myself* will buy me a chocolate! — Anna Dawn Copy Share Image
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for… — F Abahusain Copy Share Image
Making a facebook status about me is real mature. I have a face for a reason.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down. — Dyllan Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook the biggest DRAMA social network people use today, never miss anything — Taelor Chardae Copy Share Image
You are my song playing so softly in my heart, I reach for you, you seem so near yet so far. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't like your own facebook status. is like giving a high five to your self in public — Michael Add-Star Copy Share Image
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
Why is it called beauty sleep, when you wake up in the morning and look like crap. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Ladies, when a guy whistles at you, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Way to make a girl smile: always tell her You're beautiful. a little lie doesn't matter (: — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
