Facebook status Quotes · Page 21

Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal.

— Anonymous

Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection.

— Nikhil Saluja

Pretending I dont exist anymore? Cool, just don't trip when I do the same.

— Amanda

We Have Smart Car's, And Smart Phones, All We Need Is Smart People.

— Anonymous

Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy.

— Aruho Marvin

I hate it when I'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face.

— Anonymous

I think bathrooms should be soundproof so we can sing as loudly as we want to.

— Anonymous

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.

— Nikhil Saluja

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!'

— Anonymous

Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just because there's plenty of fish in the sea doesn't mean u have the proper equipment 2 catch a keeper~

— DeAngelo Stokes

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.

— Nikhil Saluja

Rain falls because, the clouds could no longer handle it's weight, just like tears fall because the heart can no longer handle…

— Tanya Bianco

It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized.

— Nikhil Saluja

Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you...But dont worry, worrying is also bad…

— Kand3n

LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake.

— Anonymous

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful.

— Alisa Gattus

Three Things to Watch.. Speech, Behavior and Action.

— Nikhil Saluja

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

— Anonymous

The strongest people you know are the ones who need a hug most… Give a hug.

— Anonymous

I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there...

— Anonymous

At the end of the day before you sleep, Life should ask you: 'Do you want to save changes?'

— Anonymous

I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.

— Anonymous

Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France.

— Anonymous

Sexy singles near you, but they are not interested.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— Anonymous

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

— Nikhil Saluja

300 likes 200 comments, what's missing? Her clothes lol

— Armin Ferizovic

School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay.

— Nikhil Saluja

There is nothing like love in this world unless you experience it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth

— Toni Watson

A boy will manipulate your heart. The man explores it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

— Anonymous

Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

— Jessica Mcdoodle

Facebook is cheaper than a therapy, Twice as effective and you can do it naked.

— Kand3n

I wish I had Dora's mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.

— Tanya Bianco

I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.

— Anonymous

Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you.

— Anonymous