Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I curse myself for not grabbing the right time for the thing I waited my whole life! — Habeebah(Kanoorbee Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gahhh! I just made a big mess, now the floors are gonna be sticky... (shutup I spilled my sunny D. ) lol… — Syoung Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder than Facebook posts. It's time to go do some of those things you are typing about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to jump off a bridge I wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
Never tell someone you love them if you don't, it's easier telling the truth then living a lie... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me right, I can manage on my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes¦ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it was life support. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing a part of a song and thinking...'That's definitely going to be my next status!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hate me bcz I m a bad boy. Hate me bcz I don't even try to be good. — Rahat Islam Copy Share Image
That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
