I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment of disappointment when you can't find the answer to your homework on Google. — Patince Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Noah from (Notebook) sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't even send me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone can't make up there mind make it for them.. this way you can stay friends, with no hard feelings towards… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
God gave you two hands, and you use them both to like my post. I can respect that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A friend would hurt you, but a best friend would kick their ass if they hurt you. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
