Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Im crazy. Im brave. Im cheerful. Im annoying. Im just me & I like it like that! — Kand3n Copy Share Image
When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you're not here, I can't go to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can do something alone, but you can't in front of people! — Khalifa Shavez Copy Share Image
Guys will never understand periods, and girls will never understand boners, lets leave it at that... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more &… — Babloo Copy Share Image
If You Don't Like What Anyone Is Going To Say On Your Facebook Status Then Don't Put Up Anything Personal — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know both of us got so very busy ..lot's of thing's to do ..lot's of problem to solve we may forget… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness. Remember nothing is soften than water but its force can break the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry about what I'm doing. I want u to worry about what u're doing... — Unkown Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
2 things dont make a right, but when its too right somthing got to be wrong. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Covering your eyes during horor movies. But watching it through your fingers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
