I'll never understand why British people lose their accent when they sing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I wonder how many girls she's texting when it seems too long to receive his reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, the best moments are those that your camera always failed to capture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy my phone blows up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If everyone likes you, you're doing something wrong. Popularity is overrated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone once shouted to me I HATE LIFE .. i smiled and gently say> who asked you to love life..love me and… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ghetto Translations: 'You aint bout dat life' - The persona that you portray is contrary to the actual individual that you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm eating right now and I'm not taking pictures of my food. Is that frowned upon these days? Does that make me… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
LOL girls are DUMB. if you cheated on your boyfriend.. you basically became a downgrade. and don't expect to find someone better.… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot. — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Flipping your pillow over to get the cold side is probably one of the best things ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex changed his Facebook status tosuicidal and on the edge.. so I poked him. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Depending on what you did last night is either a Good Morning or a regretful one.. — JREYES Copy Share Image
In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesnt mean there isnt guilt and forgiving doesnt mean the pain is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
