There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People Upload here like its a Facebook status. Heres a quote, Bitch Don't Be Average ! — Anthony Vargas Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never wait for someone to be online..never wait for someone's msg like u won't survive if u won't get it..and when one… — Raveen Copy Share Image
The secret of being happy is accepting who and where you are in life and making the most out of everyday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many cute faces you set your EYES upon, if you already have set your HEART for someone, you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I ask my mom how to spell something and she sais look it up in the dictionary. I would… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A silence way it is not the end of the love.You are still the one that I always worry about just I… — Phara168 Copy Share Image
I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you say BRB Shower and never come back? Please tell me how much your water bill is. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least five times just to be sure. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and evict them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Run if you must. Reason if you need. Kneel if you need…If all fails. Fight till the end! — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
