Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not have the best lovelife in the world.. BUT I am blessed with super great friends in the land.. thanks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate, I'm just ready. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear William and Kate, If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince? Sincerely, curious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone you even don't know, hates you...that's when you know you're the best! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship is like iphone 6, it doesn't exist but someday it will..!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading this status, you will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize a second the — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney Channel should stop making new shows and replay all the old ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing closer to me in line will not make it go faster. Sincerely, Back the fuck up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture... O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear I'm human. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
