Go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will fall on you and cut off your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret angels. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're showing someone an old photo of you and you're wearing the same shirt as in the photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Phone in 80's : Something futuristic Phone in 90's : Only for emergency Phone in 20's : Important life Phone in future : baby toys — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for just so you can have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont ever leave the one you love for the one you like, Because the one you like may leave you for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you to stop apologizing and you reply by saying, 'I'm sorry.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person who intentionally avoids u, ignores u, & hurts u myt sumtyms be an indication dat he/she is so damn scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is all about ass, you're either covering it, hauling it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age. However a good woman will always be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi reference in one of his songs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will find one reason to cheat. A man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep you'd get if you fell asleep at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy 1: hey, man, can you do me a favor? Guy 2: yeah, what? Guy 1: when I die, can you update… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I follow my friends around their house, because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When trying to change someone; sit back and think first how hard it is to change yourself.. then re-evaluate what you're doing.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
