There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in the Titanic...Last scene; him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception; he wakes up on a beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Noah from (Notebook) sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't even send me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness. Remember nothing is soften than water but its force can break the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me right, I can manage on my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes¦ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys will never understand periods, and girls will never understand boners, lets leave it at that... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If You Don't Like What Anyone Is Going To Say On Your Facebook Status Then Don't Put Up Anything Personal — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder than Facebook posts. It's time to go do some of those things you are typing about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to jump off a bridge I wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of those things has ever been gloves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would always want to believe that while I'm awake at night thinking of u, u are sound asleep dreaming about me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old meaning of sorry. I wont do it again. New meaning of sorry. Damn I got caught, next time I need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People keep telling me the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No relationship is a waste of time. The wrong ones are there to teach you the lessons that prepare you for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I have nothing to wear!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people sign up for love, they forget to read the fine print...which says, not guaranteed to last forever. Pain and tears… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
