I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people want to be the sun to brighten up your day. But I would rather be the moon that shines down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right after you watch a scary movie and you hear the the slightest sound, you turn around, ready to throw down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time may stop, days maybe over, months may go, years may pass, world may end, but ders 1thng dat wil surely remain!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if Men In Black was really real, but we just cant remember because weve all been neutralized? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studies show that sex in the morning is more effective than caffeine. At least that's what I'm going with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather date a guy who's cute, can make me laugh, and has a nice personality than a guy who's popular,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't lose your dignity and self respect trying to make people love and appreciate you, when they just aren't capable...!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a crazy day when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think: Damn, that kids going to be really hot when he gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rejection doesnt hurt, expectations does. Lying doesnt kill, denial does & forgetting doesnt heal forgiveness does.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no yesterdays, time took them away, tomorrow may not be mine, but I have today. So wish you a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need to talk to you Is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wonders why there are so many feelings going on inside her at the same time, that it seems you don't really feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More future the world, more slim the technology; But me no, more future the world, more fat I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might talk to other guys, laugh with other guys and be nice to other guys, but I'll never cheat on you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
