That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The amazing moment when you type your homework on google and found exactly what you need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be a must. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on a wet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its bEtTer tO Let sOmEonE freE tO mAkE OthEr pEopLe hAppy, thAn tryInG yOursELf hOLdInG thAt pErsOn tIghtLy And hUrtInG dEepLy . :-( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is amazing how when youre not really looking the greatest thing shows up and makes you feel like the most important… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all men who say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen' remember that's where the knives are kept. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, 'No one gives a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me being mean: Can you shut the fuck up? Me being nice: Can you please shut the fuck up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take it off! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont care if People dont like me. After all I'm not a Facebook Status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time you can call shotgun is when you can see the car. Don't try to claim it two hours before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude, wanna hang out?" "Nah, hanging out with my girl." "What happened to bros before hoes?" "That rule still goes, but she's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When You Read My Status & Question If It's About You, Its Not. Its Just Your Guilty Conscience. Stop Trying To Insert… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, you will have people that will love you, leave you, and hurt you. But then you have the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wait for a text but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing you are, then they're the one who's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
