My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I try samples at stores: 5% Im thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will have an endless invisible night and read all those books and understand all until I am a liquid chromium cascade… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It starts raining and when I got home it stop then I walk back and it started raining angian.how sad :( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All desirable things in life are either banned, expensive, illegal or married to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an iPhone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Use your smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose a guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents, not his bedroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
