Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend is a friend who's able to remember your birthday without Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkard moment, when people act like they know your best friend better than you. -_- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've got something to say, don't hide behind your Facebook status honey- come to me & we can figure it out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when Im watching a show on DVR and I realize Im mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Don't Want Lots Of People Who Are Ready To Cry When I Die... I Only Need Just One Person Who Is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is it with you that makes me act like this? I get all shy when I see you because you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to much lotion on and don't know where to put it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a special TV channel for all those old canceled cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*The All Time Topic On Facebook Love... *Fuck You An Your 2 Week Relationship! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate immature girls with a new boyfriend every month saying I love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is the only social network where by relationship can be ruined easily — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things I've learned in school: if the homework is study or read...you don't have any homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
