That awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag of Skittles, no thanks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarten students If you don't like your nap time ,can you please give to us…Sincerely High school students — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Don't Want Lots Of People Who Are Ready To Cry When I Die... I Only Need Just One Person Who Is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is it with you that makes me act like this? I get all shy when I see you because you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been the rebound, the challenge, the fall back, and the girlfriend. I've been the mistake and the correction. One day someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there is one lesson I am happy to take from life it is this. Life can tear you apart it can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life kicks you around sometimes. It scares you and it beats you up. But there is one day when you realize youre… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If one begins to look for love, he will find it. If he puts any conditions on love, there will be obstacles.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every mistake has its own correction.. every sadness has its own reason.. every tear has its own explanation.. every heartbreak has its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There have been many people throughout my life who I have lost, but I am not sad. I remember all the good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
