My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you try to explain a song but dont want to sing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned that sometimes SORRY is not enough. You actually have to change yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing is to realize that the people you trusted the most and loved the most, are the ones who stabbed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions, and we would never know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think 'How the fuck does someone look like that?!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people think that I don't go through hardship at all, hardship is having to fake a smile every day so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm looking for a lover not a friend, somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to, I'm looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Truth is... girls lie as much a boys, boys get hurt as much as girls. At some point we all experience the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always remember that you can never find a perfect partner to love you the way you wanted, only a person whos willing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never knew liking somebody status on facebook ment you had to know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend is a friend who's able to remember your birthday without Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkard moment, when people act like they know your best friend better than you. -_- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
