Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the storm's not only make us stronger…but they bring us closer together — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate waiting the entire week to watch the next episode of my favorite show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves…and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adding friends is not a race. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless you are looking for a crowd… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've got something to say, don't hide behind your Facebook status honey- come to me & we can figure it out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me, ill move mountains to make you happy Hurt me, & I'll drop those mountains on your face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and evict them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesnt mean there isnt guilt and forgiving doesnt mean the pain is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
