Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're an adult when you iron a shirt the night before you have to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
F I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lucky is the man who wins the first love of a woman But luckier is the woman who wins the last love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and that hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish youd pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words Im too scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll never understand why British people lose their accent when they sing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I wonder how many girls she's texting when it seems too long to receive his reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, the best moments are those that your camera always failed to capture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy my phone blows up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If everyone likes you, you're doing something wrong. Popularity is overrated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If facebook did have a dislike button there would be a lot of hurt feelings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy beast today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calculating how long you've been showering by adding up the songs you listened to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is staring at you and laughing at the same time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If sex isn't better than love, then why they have all these hoes walking around ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
