If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny how it's always the woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs…that have the audacity to scream Girrrrrrrrl ain't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper, 'You know what to do.' and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gave you two hands, and you use them both to like my post. I can respect that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me, ill move mountains to make you happy Hurt me, & I'll drop those mountains on your face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and evict them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
