“Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Prostitutes hire out one tiny portion of their bodies. Employees sell countless huge portions of their lives.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
