*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not…

“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“One of the main differences between a slave and an employee is that the employee sold themselves.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“At the job interview your qualification and degrees matter but on the job your abilities, effectiveness, and efficiency matter. On the basis of qualification…

— Aiyaz Uddin

“A boss over steps the boundaries of good taste and the implied condition of good faith in an employment agreement whenever they demand that…

— Kilroy J. Oldster

“Having a job is tricky. You don't want to be so productive that you make your coworkers appear like slackers, and you don't want…

— Jarod Kintz

“Working for a husband and wife ran business is nearly as tricky as navigating a sailing ship while battling the forces of high wind…

— Kilroy J. Oldster