I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and… — Bryan Hayes Copy Share Image
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are a water-drinking people, and we are allowing every brook to be defiled. — George Bird Grinnell Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places. — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every… — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I failed eating, failed drinking, failed not cutting myself into shreds. Failed friendship. Failed sisterhood and daughterhood. Failed mirrors and scales and… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
I made a resolution in 2010 to stop drinking Diet Coke, and I haven't had Diet Coke since then. I think it… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
People talk about how you make team spirit - is it golf days or going out drinking together? That doesn't count. When… — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
Unless he had whiskey running through his veins, Willard came to the clearing every morning and evening to talk to God. Arvin… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
With this job, always traveling on the plane and everything, I thought it would be really difficult to quit drinking on my… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
It feels great to wake up feeling healthy, awake and alert. I love waking up in the morning, taking a deep breath,… — Saif Ali Khan Copy Share Image
“One of the things that strikes me most though is how some people don't realise they're self-harming. The phrase 'self-harm' brings up… — Carrie Hope Fletcher Copy Share Image
When I got to college, the fake ID thing wasn't that important, since pretty much everyone could get away with drinking in… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Truth is...I smoke, I drink, I starve myself, I pop pills like no tomorrow, and I cut because of all my pain,… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
I was always the type of drug user that I had no moderation. When I was smoking and drinking, I was full… — Ryan Lewis Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
