Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
I'm never out of shape, never out to hurt my body by drinking or partying. — Mikey Garcia Copy Share Image
How many news reports and stories do we have to hear before everyone stops drinking and driving?! Be responsible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't know, I'm not from this neighborhood."-to Jake LaMotta after a night of drinking when LaMotta asked "is that the sun… — Rocky Graziano Copy Share Image
Be temperate in your drinking, remembering that too much wine cannot keep either a secret or a promise. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
He's an angel. Isn't he supposed to love everyone, even the damned? Especially when said damned are his drinking buddies. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just… — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
Maybe she'd been drinking too much of the super-sweet Mexican Coca-Cola they had down here. Or maybe she was just tired, alone,… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
People make the mistake of drinking the Kool-Aid, believing your own hype, letting people tell you you're this or you're that or… — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
I took it upon myself to give it everything to become a professional footballer and then, when I made it, I didn't… — Darren Fletcher Copy Share Image
“If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.' 'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev. 'You… — Grant Smuts Copy Share Image
“The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
It is somethingit can be everything-to have found a fellow bird with whom you can sit among the rafters while the drinking… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards… — Jeffrey Sachs Copy Share Image
You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking.… — Nick Tosches Copy Share Image
“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more… — Lilly Avalon Copy Share Image
“If you abandon your two glasses of wine, it is to show your children, your friends, and your society that your life… — Thich Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general… — John Updike Copy Share Image
You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
