Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I'm walking around, I'm usually drinking pop, so I can't have a mask on. That's why I couldn't be a surgeon. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Once you start drinking a little of meditativeness, a little of love, you start growing wings. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where. — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to… — Michael Ventura Copy Share Image
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes.… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“Lady Astor was also said to have responded to a question from Churchill about what disguise he should wear to a masquerade… — Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
i keep drinking the ink from my pen and i'm balancing history books up on my head but it all boils down… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
Drinking water that does not meet a federal health guideline will not necessarily make someone ill. Many contaminants are hazardous only if… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst,… — Latin Proverb Copy Share Image
What matters most with any regimen, whether it's to lose weight or stop drinking or smoking, is your willingness to seek help… — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I don't believe consumers want to see fuller-figured girls in ads. Because if they did they would refuse to buy the things… — Kelly Cutrone Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying… — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
“It wasn't supposed to. It was just supposed to stop you from hurting yourself.” “It helps—” “No it doesn't. It just pushes… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
And you? Did you find the doorknob?” Hadrian picked up a jug and downed several swallows, drinking so quickly some of the… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
When I find that I am more conscious, it's because I'm in tune with a higher reality. When I'm less conscious, it's… — Goswami Kriyananda Copy Share Image
A lot of people that are in the disease of drinking and using can be caught up on the denial aspect of… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
