I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
“Drinking doesn’t make problems go away. Just because you can’t remember them doesn’t mean they’re not there.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While drinking, while talking, while writing, while watering our garden, it's always possible to practice living in the here and the now. — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday. — Ali Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Opening the window, I sit at Taryn's desk and sip nettle tea, drinking in the sharp salt scent of the sea and… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I yell and scream like they do. I'm the worst of them. Totally. I'm a nightmare. Once they gave me the passport… — John Kirwan Copy Share Image
No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
Banquets are always pleasant things, consisting mostly, as they do, of eating and drinking; but the specially nice thing about a banquet… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
How do you learn to pray? Well how do you learn to swim? Do you sit in a chair with your feet… — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“One of the things that strikes me most though is how some people don't realise they're self-harming. The phrase 'self-harm' brings up… — Carrie Hope Fletcher Copy Share Image
It feels great to wake up feeling healthy, awake and alert. I love waking up in the morning, taking a deep breath,… — Saif Ali Khan Copy Share Image
With this job, always traveling on the plane and everything, I thought it would be really difficult to quit drinking on my… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
Let's say you're someone's phone, and you notice that your owner is drinking coffee at certain times of the day, just very… — Tim Wu Copy Share Image
I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking.… — Nick Tosches Copy Share Image
“If you abandon your two glasses of wine, it is to show your children, your friends, and your society that your life… — Thich Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more… — Lilly Avalon Copy Share Image
You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
