Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just… — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
ALCOHOL? What is that? Sorry, that's not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskeypedia! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The Government's enthusiasm for 24 hour drinking puzzles me... We want people to be responsible, yet we urge them to drink. — Frank Dobson Copy Share Image
To me, climbing is like eating or drinking. I have to do it; it's part of my life. — Alain Robert Copy Share Image
Be temperate in your drinking, remembering that too much wine cannot keep either a secret or a promise. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
He's an angel. Isn't he supposed to love everyone, even the damned? Especially when said damned are his drinking buddies. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Potable, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I'd read somewhere that nine out of ten adults in Alaska had a drinking problem. I could believe it. Snow, ice, sleet,… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
It is somethingit can be everything-to have found a fellow bird with whom you can sit among the rafters while the drinking… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
I do sing about drinking, but it's in a party way. I don't sing about drinking in a drowning-my-sorrows way, like in… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
“The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
“If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.' 'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev. 'You… — Grant Smuts Copy Share Image
I took it upon myself to give it everything to become a professional footballer and then, when I made it, I didn't… — Darren Fletcher Copy Share Image
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards… — Jeffrey Sachs Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I was always the type of drug user that I had no moderation. When I was smoking and drinking, I was full… — Ryan Lewis Copy Share Image
Truth is...I smoke, I drink, I starve myself, I pop pills like no tomorrow, and I cut because of all my pain,… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You know, I sometimes think, how is anyone ever gonna come up with a book, or a painting, or a symphony, or… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
A travel book is a book that puts you in the shoes of the traveler, and it's usually a book about having… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
