I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
There are more old drunkards than old physicians. [Fr., Il y a plus de vieux ivrongnes qu'il y a de vieux medecins.] — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
“I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.” — Hunter S Thompson Copy Share Image
nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking. — Isabelle Holland Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
breathing, sleeping, drinking, eating, working, dreaming, everything we do is dying. to live, in fact, is to die. — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A political action committee trying to raise money for a 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign is selling “Ready for Hillary” champagne glasses and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Drinking water is like washing out your insides. The water will cleanse the system, fill you up, decrease your caloric load and… — Kevin R. Stone Copy Share Image
Politicizing of kids starts with pregnancy, of course. You shouldn't be drinking wine. You can't be smoking, either. The poor woman is… — Sam Mendes Copy Share Image
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I change jobs like drinking water ... And as I grow accustomed to the new flavor of a drink I regard as… — Rita Dove Copy Share Image
No matter what ailed you, a small glass of schnapps would take care of it at once. This particular remedy was so… — Molly Picon Copy Share Image
Late hours, nocturnal cigars, and midnight drinkings, pleasurable though they may be, consume too quickly the free-flowing lamps of youth, and are… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
It's bizarre to have both a super-connected and disconnected world. Like, you can use Twitter in the most narcissistic way. Do people… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Wait a second while I take a swig off this bottle: it's my true and only Helicon, my Caballine fount, my sole… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
I write songs by sitting around in bars, so drinking songs are a little obvious. It's surprising that I don't write entirely… — Stephin Merritt Copy Share Image
Its like the crowd itself is pulsing. I dont know this place and for once at a party I feel unnatural. I… — Jade Copy Share Image
“You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never "weeps, he knows… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
“So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image