Drinking Quotes · Page 39

My biggest weakness as a endurance athlete has been in not drinking enough water after training, thereby racing sometimes while dehydrated.

— Bill Rodgers

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

— Truman Capote

Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism.

— Anonymous

Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.

— Roy Blount, Jr

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be…

— Rachel Maddow

Sunscreen! It is a recent discovery and now I can't live without it - that and drinking lots of water and moisturizing.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.

— Eugene O'Neill

It's fine, it's okay It was wrong either way. I just wanted to say.There isn't much fun when you're drinking wine.

— Madeleine Peyroux

“The lover drinks and the cup-bearer pours. The lover thinks but the cup-bearer knows: love begets love. Since this wine is love,…

— Kamand Kojouri

I eat for a living, so working out is definitely part of my job, the same way that the eating, tasting, and…

— Gail Simmons

a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“My side felt a lot better when Nora called me at noon the next day. "My nice policeman wants to see you,"…

— Dashiell Hammett

“Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next…

— José N. Harris

“The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the…

— Orhan Pamuk

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit…

— David Letterman

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own…

— Roseanne Barr

“Two wives despaired of him,’ he said. ‘When he got engaged to Sylvia, she made it a condition that he should take…

— Evelyn Waugh

I don't think it's something that people would ask a man. Some people make a huge deal out of the fact that…

— Lydia Loveless

“Well, I may not have a framed Latin diploma, but I know crazy talk when I hear it. Alcohol has been an…

— Dave Barry

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go…

— Bill Murray

Ender stepped under the water and rinsed himself, took the sweat of combat and let it run down the drain. All gone,…

— Orson Scott Card

... it is not a crisis of our environs or surroundings; it is a crisis of our lives as individuals, as family…

— Wendell Berry

“Writers choose to drink because of their inability to cope with the daily hassles of being part of a society. Why shouldn’t…

— Thor Benson

We can choose to function at a lower level of awareness and simply exist, caring for our possessions, eating, drinking, sleeping and…

— Wayne Dyer

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's…

— Henny Youngman

Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

— Elizabeth Taylor

It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to…

— Anonymous

“It was one of those striking moments in life where you find familiarity in the inexplicable.”

— Gerry Abbey

“Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking.

— Benjamin Franklin

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and…

— Jarod Kintz

nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking.

— Isabelle Holland

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.

— W. C. Fields

“I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.”

— Hunter S Thompson

There are more old drunkards than old physicians. [Fr., Il y a plus de vieux ivrongnes qu'il y a de vieux medecins.]

— Francois Rabelais

breathing, sleeping, drinking, eating, working, dreaming, everything we do is dying. to live, in fact, is to die.

— Guy de Maupassant

“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”

— Acts 2:15

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

— Charles Bukowski

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

— Anonymous