“Life really comes down to two problems. You are either drinking too much or you are not drinking enough.” — David Alejandro Fearnhead Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everywhere you go, you see women more beautiful than yourself. You imagine him being attracted to them. You're drinking gasoline to stay… — Melissa Bank Copy Share Image
There's an obvious romance to being the drinking writer. But if I'm drinking, I'm not writing. — Liz Brixius Copy Share Image
You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Hating someone is like drinking posion and hoping the other person dies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. — Joey Lauren Adams Copy Share Image
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Drinking water that does not meet a federal health guideline will not necessarily make someone ill. Many contaminants are hazardous only if… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
My father's drinking was sometimes a problem. And a great deal went unspoken. He was not particularly acute or articulate about the… — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Being twenty-something is all about taking it in: eating it, drinking it, and spitting out the seeds later. It's about being fearless,… — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
I might be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence/ Started not to give a f- and stop fearing the consequence/… — Drake Copy Share Image
To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with… — Moby Copy Share Image
He hesitated, then lifted his head and sniffed. “Have you been drinking?” The question was more curious than accusatory. “No,” Bast said.… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I started drinking in my late teen years and continued through college and into the early years of my career. I had… — Marissa Nadler Copy Share Image
I don't know that any writing comes easily, but I certainly get more immersed in novels. I don't think the routine is… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man: wine is not so noble a liquor; and think of… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I got caught cheating a bunch of times, well now I'm not drinking but you think just because I say, "Oh I'm… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
Simply to have all the necessities of life and three meals a day will not bring happiness. Happiness is hidden in the… — Edward M Hays Copy Share Image
Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs… — Carlton Mellick III Copy Share Image
Originally I had a fear of rejection at the auditions, which is a lack of self-confidence ultimately. Now I have a production… — Kurt Yaeger Copy Share Image
It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that… — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
“Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!” — Anshul Dubey Copy Share Image
I started turning 40 at 38. I had pains all over my body. I couldn't sleep, I had rampant anxiety, and I… — Lorraine Gary Copy Share Image
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And what do you say of lovers of wine... they are glad of any pretext of drinking any wine — Plato Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff in the club that's like, it's cool there because you're drinking and all you wanna do is… — Miguel Copy Share Image
“They were drinking, laughing and dancing, but I was sitting alone in the corner and talking to your soul.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and… — Oksana Baiul Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
Farewell, woman! I intend Henceforth every night to sit With my lewd, well-natured friend, Drinking to engender wit. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
Voroshilov was a hard-riding, hard-drinking military crony of civil-war days. — Kliment Voroshilov Copy Share Image
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about… — Chrissy Costanza Copy Share Image
