Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. — Viktor Chernomyrdin Copy Share Image
“It was one of those striking moments in life where you find familiarity in the inexplicable.” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!” — Anshul Dubey Copy Share Image
There are rituals not structures for being a poet, drinking too much, taking too many drugs, being a lady chaser, having your… — Diane Wakoski Copy Share Image
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for… — Eugene H. Peterson Copy Share Image
In fact, drinking milk and eating dairy products can rob your body of calcium and contribute to osteoporosis. If you eat dark… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Sake The jewel which brightly shines at night Is precious, but cannot measure up To the delights of drinking sake, Drowning one's… — Reiko Chiba Copy Share Image
As far as vintage Champagne goes, I loved 1990; it's a great, great vintage. I bought a lot of 1990 Blanc de… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
I accept that keeping in shape doesn't come naturally, so I work hard. I hit the gym every day: Pilates, yoga, weights.… — Linda Evangelista Copy Share Image
Drink a bottle of French water and then step into the shower for ten minutes and you've just received the exposure equivalent… — Sandra Steingraber Copy Share Image
Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
a fool forgetting all the ideals and joys I knew before, in my recent years of drinking and disappointment, what does he… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year… — Will Self Copy Share Image
“The mistake we make is in thinking rape isn’t premeditated, that it happens by accident somehow, that you’re drunk and you run… — Scaachi Koul Copy Share Image
“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably… — Randy Travis Copy Share Image
I wrote 'Mr. In-Between' very quickly when I was about 23. I wrote the penultimate chapter, then realised I'd done something which… — Neil Cross Copy Share Image
Dallas must have seen something on my face. Whats wrong? I couldn't help it but I glanced in Starks direction. He saw… — Jade Copy Share Image
“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet” — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
