The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. — Joey Lauren Adams Copy Share Image
Hating someone is like drinking posion and hoping the other person dies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can dance for, like, four or five hours nonstop without even drinking water. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. — Petra Nemcova Copy Share Image
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation Copy Share Image
You make me wish I didn't drink before I met you so that I could blame my drinking on you now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
At the moment there are 1 in 8 people who have no access to clear drinking water, about a billion people worldwide,… — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“If all be true that i do think, There are fice reasons we should drink, Good wine- a friend - or being… — Henry Aldrich Copy Share Image
Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cross is going to judge everything in your life: your eating, your drinking, your sleeping, your spending, your talking. Everything is… — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard… — Maria Parloa Copy Share Image
Let me explain something to you. Look around here. How many people do you count? Sixty, eighty, eighty people? Greeks, Germans, Italians,… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent," Calla said after a space. She was not the only psychic drinking, but she… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
POTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It's about how whenever I fall in love, I have these expectations of the experience being a perfect dream, which, of course,… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone.… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
“Elliot Rawley was a drinker, Cy’s mother had been right. And he was a poor drinker. One that let the demons of… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on… — Josh McDowell Copy Share Image
Bromates are regulated by the Safe Drinking Water Act, but officials are required to test for them only when water leaves a… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process. — Freddie Hubbard Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
I am saying goodbye to the nights I can't remember and embracing the days that h are changing my life for the… — Julie Hernandez Copy Share Image
A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Drink 3...Glad I'm not driving, I think my driver need a designated driver!! — C Williams Copy Share Image
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"…” — Robert Reed Copy Share Image
I seriously started drinking probably when I was about twelve. Kids are doing a lot of stuff very early. — David Arquette Copy Share Image
My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see… — Lemmy Kilmister Copy Share Image
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“There's nothing really quite like that first soft spring breeze of intoxication. Keep drinking all you want, but you will never get… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
When you're drinking from a creek, it's not a good news story. When you don't have food for a baby, it's not… — Carmen Yulin Cruz Copy Share Image
And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded. — Drake Copy Share Image
Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble,… — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
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