Drinking Quotes · Page 33

Like drinking a cup of tea, all the simple things in life are the real things that make us happy!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

— Jane Lynch

The true practice to meditation is to sit as if you where drinking water when you are thirsty.

— Shunryu Suzuki

I try to stay clear of karaoke because it normally involves an excess amount of drinking.

— Sam Palladio

I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.

— Chic Murray

Drugs and drinking affect every family I know, country and city, middle-class and poor.

— Bonnie Jo Campbell

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

— Jim Jefferies

If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...

— Jim Jefferies

“He pulled his hand back, aware now that sweat beaded on his forehead and that Rale watched him, his eyes dark, intense.…

— Patrick W. Carr

The only result my father got for his money was the certainty that his son had laid faultlessly the foundation of a…

— Flann O'Brien

I was not a good father in my first marriage. Although there are ways of deserting the family without leaving physically, I…

— Malachy McCourt

Paris was incredible. Everything about it for me, from spending hours eating, drinking and talking to walking through the streets...at that time…

— Kate Hudson

Try not to have any break in chanting the mantra even for a moment. Continue repeating the mantra while engaged in any…

— Mata Amritanandamayi

That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react…

— Ed O'Neill

It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.…

— Conan O'Brien

The sad thing is, people don't want to believe that the person they're in love with is out of his mind, drinking…

— Anthony Kiedis

In Sharia, nobody will be able to sell pork publicly. Nobody will be drinking alcohol. Pornography will be banned. Gambling will be…

— Anjem Choudary

We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

I’m not complaining about Romance Being Dead - I’ve just described a happy marriage as based on talking about plants and a…

— Mindy Kaling

I gather you yellow-skinned men, despite your triumphs in sewage, drinking water, and Olympic gold medals, still don't have democracy. Some politician…

— Aravind Adiga

Our children don't have to have drinking problems. They don't have to go through divorce or live defeated lives. You can be…

— Tim Storey

The age seems sore from excess of stimulation, just as a day or two after a thorough Debauch and long sustained Drinking-match…

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Set aside all involvements and let the myriad things rest. Zazen is not thinking of good, not thinking of bad. It is…

— Dogen

“Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means... Justin, looking desperately at me:…

— Gena Showalter

I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in…

— John Bonham

In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom.

— Ayelet Waldman

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.

— Nelson Mandela

Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un.

— Marian Burros

“A sober heart conceals, what a drunken mouth reveals, or in your case, a drunken body and lips.”

— Taryn Plendl

I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

I have been drinking Mountain Dew since law school, it will get you revved up like an engine.

— Phaedra Parks

I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

— Anonymous

There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

For drinking Life there are two cups: The No Cup is bitter, the Yes Cup is yummy -- Now, which one would…

— Margaret Atwood

Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.

— Sunny Leone

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs…

— W. C. Fields

I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.

— Anonymous

I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking.

— David Coulthard

Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick.

— Gary Smalley

Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more…

— Robert Pattinson