Dog Quotes · Page 37

You claim you a dog, my nigga, Im the vet. We cant even talk unless you cut the check.

— Wiz Khalifa

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

— Todd Rundgren

“It's only human nature for dogs to chase motorbikes”

— Peter Tinniswood

“He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas.”

— Benjamin Franklin

Horses and dogs were part of my growing up years.

— Ajay Piramal

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog.

— Bob Peterson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

— Lewis Grizzard

Let me tell you about 'Mad Dog' Madsen. He was like the Soccer Dad of the Stanford Men's Basketball Team.

— Jason Collins

We may smile and the dog may wag the tail, but in essence, we have a set program and those programs are…

— Antonio Damasio

I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a…

— Simon Cowell

“We shot dogs. Not by accident. We did it on purpose, and we called it Operation Scooby. I'm a dog person, so…

— Phil Klay

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.

— Michael Klaper

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.…

— Paula Poundstone

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and…

— Robin Green

A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have.

— Cesar Millan

“They came and they went; they ached and pained. They laughed privately and cried to themselves as if heeding a way- off…

— Robert Olmstead

What else is it that should trace the insuperable line? Is it the faculty of reason or perhaps the faculty of discourse?…

— Jeremy Bentham

I usually think to do pep talks on Twitter if I'm on the road, at home and my girlfriend is out of…

— Josh Gondelman

I love, love, love apricot baby food. My closet in the kitchen is filled with jars of it. I love Lucky Charms…

— Alicia Silverstone

I remember also speaking to a reporter on Gay News who enquired about my attitude to Gay Dogs and reassuring him of…

— Auberon Waugh

“I am your little ram, burying his muzzle in thick grass of your pasture, folded by you at night, herded by day,…

— Mark Wunderlich

The friendship of a dog is precious. It becomes even more so when one is so far removed from home… I have…

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

In my business, the cheaper the ticket price the better. I'd love for more consumers to walk into an amphitheater, park, have…

— Michael Rapino

The best way to get over a dog's death is to get another soon.

— Ronald Reagan

If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs.

— Dean Koontz

Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

— Bat Masterson

We have to have wars now and then just to prove we're top dog.

— Reginald Berkeley

Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog.

— Anonymous

“A dog isn't just for life, It lasts much longer than that.”

— Mick Hill mickarchie

“For Jackson: The best damn dog in the world. RIP, Buddy.”

— Renee Carlino

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

— David Letterman

“People may call it puppy love, but it feels like a full-grown dog when you've got it.”

— Luke Hartwell

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

— George Carlin

Never beg for mercy. Accept that you have failed. Begging is for dogs and humans.

— Paolo Bacigalupi

Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs.

— Spike Milligan

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Anonymous

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

— Amy Hempel

The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe.

— Jose Mourinho