“Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.” — Ernest Thompson Seton Copy Share Image
“if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it’s best you tell us now. We’re experts.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
The good Lord in his ultimate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable: hope, jokes, and dogs, but the greatest… — Robyn Davidson Copy Share Image
I adopted my dog Fox when he was 5 years old. He had been in foster care for months and was passed… — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
Hey, I was competitive as hell if you had put me up against anybody in 2002 or 2003. I had a lot… — Jay Williams Copy Share Image
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“It means ‘female dog,’” I’d explained to my sisters, “but it also means ‘a woman who’s crabby and won’t let you be… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
You could have gotten a car with GPS," Total said helpfully. Yes," I said "Or we could have brought along a dog… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Men cannot think like dogs… [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human… — Corey Ford Copy Share Image
If only Sam could have stayed just like the Dog, she thought. A comforting friend without the complication of romantic interest.There had… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
Dogs can bear more cold than human beings, but they do not like cold any better than we do; and when a… — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
“Once we'd balled up our burrito wrappers and tossed them into the trash, Jake and I walked several blocks from El Farolito… — Meg Donohue Copy Share Image
You'd been petting a stuffed dog?' she said 'A dead one?' 'It was a really well stuffed dog' I clarified. 'I have… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I have learned, as has many another better writer, to summon inspiration to my call as soon as I begin my day's… — Albert Payson Terhune Copy Share Image
I feel about my dogs now, and all the dogs I had prior to this, the way I feel about children—they are… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
I was 22 years old, actually, incidentally had just been laid off from my job and I had a dog. My parents… — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
I consider a perfect hot dog on the street to be as valid a food experience as dinner at Blue Hill at… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
I still enjoy the company of most dogs more than that of most people, because dogs are capable of uncomplicated enthusiasm. — John Gierach Copy Share Image
Evanger's Dog and Cat food company has released a line of kosher food for pets. In this case kosher means that all… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
You try to leave and I will hunt you down." Relief poured through her, but she smacked at his thigh with the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“the southern edge of town. Tim was a liver-colored bird dog, the pet of Maycomb. “What’s he doing?” “I don’t know, Scout.… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he… — Elizabeth Pena Copy Share Image
It is a much more straightforward thing to be a dog, and a dog's love, once given, is not reconsidered. — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog,… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game. — Max von Stephanitz Copy Share Image
Walk your dogs on the beach that's my luxury. The food's not so good in West Palm, but you can't have it… — Tomas Maier Copy Share Image
“Then the dog began to moan in old Salamano’s room, and through the sleep-bound house the little plaintive sound rose slowly, like… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I started a PhD in English at the University of Chicago because I loved poetry-which I now realize is like saying I… — Michael Donaghy Copy Share Image
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Privilege: the belief that because a dog has been carefully trained not to bite YOUR ass, that is has no teeth.” — Arinn Dembo Copy Share Image
My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills,… — Rene Auberjonois Copy Share Image
I watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained Then I… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
“in training a dog you must reward only those behaviors you desire the dog to repeat endlessly.” — Alexandra Horowitz Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a kid come up to me and tell me that he loves dinosaurs or he loves airplanes or he… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
A politician's record is like a tin kettle to a dog's tale - it's a noisy appendage, wich makes the dog conspicuous… — David Ross Locke Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Copy Share Image
If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?" — Richard M. Weiner Copy Share Image
![“Men cannot think like dogs… [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.” quote by Corey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/bd9/corey-ford-45612_canine_men-cannot-think-like-dogs-there-exists_2194533.jpg)
