How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
The wicked will gnaw their tongues for anguish and pain; they will curse God and look upwards. There the dogs of hell,… — John Wesley Copy Share Image
I like to do varied exercises, even just going for a hike with my friends or taking my dog for a walk,… — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to… — Jay London Copy Share Image
All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. -Whippet Angel — All Dogs Go To Heaven Copy Share Image
Dogs love us not only because we feed them, walk them, or groom them, or protect them, but because we are fun.… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think… — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
When I ask my husband, for example, if he's talked to his childhood best friend recently, he always tells me yes and… — Brett Cooper Copy Share Image
When I'm at home, I don't discuss business. I don't talk business. I don't answer the phone. It's just me, my wife,… — DMX Copy Share Image
Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the… — Corey Ford Copy Share Image
At Lackland Air Force Base, they make an effort to retrain military dogs that suffer from PTSD. It's a lengthy, long process.… — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
“The dog barked and wagged his tail. He was a huge, shaggy creature, ten stone of dog at least, but friendly. 'Who… — GEORGE R. R. MARTIN Copy Share Image
In high school I was the dog, always, and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body, and part of… — Poppy Z. Brite Copy Share Image
I hate Erma," I told Mom... "You have to show compassion for her..." She added that you should never hate anyone, even… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
If man were relieved of all superstition, and all prejudice, and had replaced these with a keen sensitivity to his real environment,… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
We had a dog, Apples. He was 13 years old, toothless, blind and had the worst breath this side of Jabba the… — Marlee Matlin Copy Share Image
In our lives a dog is a dog rather than a former wolf, and it surely is not a cat, a difference… — David Roochnik Copy Share Image
Girl don't get all depressed over a dog from your past. That's like being sad because the garbage man picked up the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden surprising outbursts of affection, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has to learn to… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
When the ball's in the air, as a receiver, it's just you want to be a Frisbee-catching dog out there. — Cooper Kupp Copy Share Image
“I’m a dog and she was a cat: I, slobbery and keen; she, self-contained and ultimately private.” — Claire Messud Copy Share Image
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
I get a lot of sleep on the bus. I bring two dogs with me, who keep me grounded. I guess that's… — Emmylou Harris Copy Share Image
Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog. — Julian Dicks Copy Share Image
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“That’s how we all feel about our dogs, isn’t it? They don’t have to be champions in the ring to be champions… — Ellen Miles Copy Share Image
I'm free to leave... go wherever I please, do whatever I want; I believe everyone should live like that. Don't be dependent… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens. — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think being an actor is like being a dog for a director; it's like they throw a stick, and you… — Joel Edgerton Copy Share Image
So often we think we have got to make a difference and be a big dog. Let us just try to be… — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
I was frustrated as a child when I had to use a vacuum. It had a screaming noise and the smell of… — James Dyson Copy Share Image
I always say that if she treats her kids half as good as she treats the dogs, they'll be in great shape. — Mike Fisher Copy Share Image
I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to… — Kristin Bauer van Straten Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is reinforcing harmful stereotypes and offering a dog whistle to his most hateful supporters. It's a disturbing preview of what… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways. — Tacitus Copy Share Image
Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. — David Berkowitz Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up with pets, but I live alone and figured a dog might be good for me. His name is… — Marsha Thomason Copy Share Image
“Both of them are overjoyed to see me, which is one of the best parts of owning a dog. Unconditional love and… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
