They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'm gettin money catch me in yo hood dog bussin down the chickens and I did it for the hood dog. — OJ Da Juiceman Copy Share Image
Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief. — Stevie Wonder Copy Share Image
Charter schools are just public schools on a slightly longer leash. A dog on a long leash is still a dog on… — Marshall Fritz Copy Share Image
As for me, I have just enough confidence about the multiverse to bet the lives of both Andrei Linde and Martin Rees’s… — Steven Weinberg Copy Share Image
Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water. — Will Steger Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I was always afraid of small dogs, because they always seemed like the ones that would attack. — Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Copy Share Image
He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The idea that leisure is of value in itself is only conditionally true. The average man simply spends his leisure as a… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick… — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
If she had been left alone she would have gone on, in her own way, enjoying herself thoroughly, until people found one… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
Dean [Winchester] is piling on Sam [Winchester], somewhat, for this. What happens is that these brothers start to discover more about what… — Jeremy Carver Copy Share Image
Riding trails with your dog restores a bond lost in some evolutionary belch. You travel at the same speed, over the same… — Allison Glock Copy Share Image
I like to call myself an "equal opportunist," as I love both dogs and cats, but over the last couple years, both… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
Take empathy, something added to human nature very recently and moving as we speak. Less than 300 years ago, Christians were enjoying… — Frank Schaeffer Copy Share Image
The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
We each had to spend a week out at Lassie's ranch, and whoever got along best with the dog got the part. — Tommy Rettig Copy Share Image
I Instagram and tweet a lot about my dog. I think he is one of the most interesting things about my life… — Alexandra Daddario Copy Share Image
“It was all primal instinct. A dog doesn't know why it barks or growls. It just knows something about its environment isn't… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
“She loves dogs. And in time, who knows, maybe she would even have ended up loving the type of dogs who eat… — Richard Finney Copy Share Image
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I did but prompt the age to quit their clogs By the known rules of ancient liberty, When straight a barbarous noise… — John Milton Copy Share Image
I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bipolar disorder, manic depression, depression, black dog, whatever you want to call it, is inherent in our society. It's a product of… — Adam Ant Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never… — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
You looked at me, your eyes huge. You we're like a dog then, waiting for me to throw you a bone .… — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
I had some prejudices and preconceptions about American culture and trash culture, but the artisan food there is not all hot dog… — Dave Myers Copy Share Image
Why do more than 40 percent of Americans think that the Universe began after the domestication of the dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I petted the dogs who didn't argue with me ever. All dogs love God. They're wiser than their masters. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Are we witnessing an Obama 'Wag the Dog' moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes. Consider all the scandals facing… — Allen West Copy Share Image
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your… — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
People will sooner aid a sick dog lying on the sidewalk than to try to find shelter for a sick person. It's… — Michael Zaslow Copy Share Image
There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail. — Brad Anderson Copy Share Image
We need wealthy dogs off the seats of power. They're taking us back to feudalism and I really don't want that. But… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
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