I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Being single means you're strong and patient enough to wait for someone who deserves your worth — Wwwblackwhiteromancecom Copy Share Image
Going back to an Ex that has hurt you is like taking a shower and putting your dirty clothes back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes. — Sally Poplin Copy Share Image
When a girl is single, everyone wants to find out who she is dating. — Ankita Lokhande Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Halloween might be a time that's renowned for ghosts, but we no longer experience ghosts only on Halloween. In our dating lives,… — Matthew Hussey Copy Share Image
The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual,' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help… — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of of the wonderful memories we once had that's why I'm on Dating.com/looking for someone better — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
An Ex should stay an EX they are the EXamples of false love and and EXplanation for why you deserve better . — SHEYA Copy Share Image
It's so funny - my mom when I am dating someone new, all she will get is the name, first and last,… — Nico Tortorella Copy Share Image
We [me and Jennifer Salke] talked about the characters and different kinds of families and where are we today. We certainly pitched… — Ryan T. Murphy Copy Share Image
We can already say emphatically that there is no longer any solid basis for dating any book of the New Testament after… — William F. Albright Copy Share Image
The only time Valentine's Day has any bearing on my life is when I'm dating someone, or if I'm in a relationship.… — Greg Dulli Copy Share Image
That's the advice I would give to women: Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Basically what my mom told me - I was extremely shy, I didn't have any girlfriends 'til I was 21 - my… — Brandon Wade Copy Share Image
I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
“I really want to believe that when our Quiet Waters kids wake up in the middle of the night, scared, they’ll remember… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read. — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
Make sure you can keep up the wit of a Gemini woman before asking for a date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I wasn't in love with you I was in love with who you were pretending to be. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist. — Richard Gere Copy Share Image
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young Copy Share Image
People tend to look at dating sort of like a safari - like they're trying to land the trophy. — Henry Cloud Copy Share Image
“She's like a tulip that's still gorgeous even though she just can't open up.” — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
“I’d like to say I’m not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie.” — Lisa Daily Copy Share Image
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The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share Image
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