Dating Quotes · Page 19

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

— Greg Behrendt

“Finding someone who reads is like dating a thousand souls”

— Anonymous

“She goes down like the sunset & brings the sweetest night creatures howling out of me.”

— Curtis Tyrone Jones

It took A LOT for me to finally realize going back to an ex is just going back nothing.

— Anonymous

If he doesn't think you're good enough to be with, you shouldn't think he's good enough to sleep with.

— SONYA PARKER

“Some people will only value what they HAVE when it becomes what they HAD”

— Renita Bryant

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

— Andy Warhol

Don't blame them for not being in love with you, because no-one can tell their heart who to love.

— SONYA PARKER

“When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Someone once said that nostalgia is longing for a place you’d never go back to and thinking about it… that’s pretty much…

— Dermot Davis

Google is not my friend. I've been way too open in my career. Google has killed any shot I have on the…

— Jim Norton

“Beauty and Money will get you a relationship , but not love. Listening, caring and being there will get you Love.”

— De philosopher DJ Kyos

“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

— Nishan Panwar

They're called Ex's for a reason. They're an EXample of a mistake you did in the past that you make again in…

— Veronica Moore

I don't have sex with everybody I date, intimacy changes everything. When sex is part of the conversation then there is a…

— Usher

“He carried her over the Owl Creek mountain range without stopping,” he said, quietly this time. “He carried her until he reached…

— Laura Anderson Kurk

“I don’t know why we fight. It takes much too effort to stay mad at you. To dodge your skin in the…

— Kamand Kojouri

You "have a date," you "go out with a date," you "groan because there isn't a decent date in town." A situation…

— Margaret Mead

I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got…

— Marilyn Manson

Things like dating, family, and friends are just so valuable to me and I didn't want to put any strain on any…

— Whitney Port

“I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself…

— Steve Harvey

Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort…

— Greg Behrendt

If your ex ceeps calling you, tell him its over and that you have moved on. If that doesn't work tell him…

— Ashley Chorney

I've spoken to over 10,000 guys in my career, so I know what they think when it comes to dating.

— Matthew Hussey

Ladies are getting their hearts broken because they're dating with boys, not men

— Anonymous

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

— Lenny Bruce

Being a woman in a power position and dating someone, in my experience, is hard.

— Alana Haim

People will end up dating your ex eventually. They're not yours anymore. Accept that and get over it.

— Anonymous

“Realize that maturity does not come with age but with acceptance of responsibility.”

— Michelle McKinney Hammond

I don't hate dating people, but I'm not on social media or anything.

— Jonathan Groff

“Hey girl, I saw the Apostle Paul and he said for you to greet me with a holy kiss.”

— Matthew Pierce

“Love one another. Love yourself. Then love will find you whole not half.”

— K Dr Michael Taylor

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

— Daniel Tosh

A Man Will Ask A Woman Out On A Date. But A Gentleman Will Not Let The Lady Pay.

— Sophie Lianne

“Dating Tip: act like you are playing hard to get your whole life and then die alone”

— Rob Huebel

This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.

— Paul Heyman

“Sometimes a girl needs to be told what a guy feels, rather than trying to decipher the signs.”

— Hilary Grossman

You never know how great a kiss can feel, when you're stopped at the top of a Ferris wheel.

— Freddy Cannon

The only reason a man doesn't call is that he doesn't want to.

— Helen Gurley Brown