There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don't mean. We make promises we don't keep. "I'll call… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
